Anonymous asked: why is everyone asking about your feet?

Bern.

Anonymous asked: your feet are my porn

okay please stop now.

bern i blame you.

Anonymous asked: how do you have such moisturized ankles?

LOTION BBY.

Anonymous asked: can I pet your feet too?

no

Anonymous asked: can i chew on your shoelace too?

go for it.

Anonymous asked: nice shoelace too

i thank my dog.

babybern asked: I made your feet famous.

-____-

Anonymous asked: how do u get such soft feet? teach me your ways

just use trina’s pooka fish.

Anonymous asked: are you ticklish too?

no

Anonymous asked: can you wear slippers to school? i want to see your beautiful feet

no

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Anonymous asked: nice feet kiddo

NO. I WAS WEARING SNEAKERS.